Your weekly “Prison Break” recap

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In which I tell you what happened on this week’s episode of Prison Break (8pm ET, FOX), a show I do not watch, based solely on the information told to me by my friend Matt, who watches (and enjoys) the show immensely. SPOILERS PROBABLE (assuming I get the facts correct).

So when we left last season the gang was on the run with the prison guards right on their trail!

The season two premiere starts off about an hour or so after the last season’s finale. Everyone is running and there’s this great chase sequence. Think Ronin (which I haven’t seen either). They come up to these train tracks and the train is coming as so the prison breakers outrun the train and get to the other side, thus trapping the cops and giving themselves a bit of a head start.

Now then, the good-looking brother (the one with those bad-ass tats) says that they need to work on plan B, which involves them reading the directions off his back. Basically it says that they need to dig up a grave, where he stored a bunch of civilian clothes and passports and the like.

But here’s the problem, there’s this FBI agent on the case played by that guy who always (ALWAYS) plays a cop and he “gets it.” He figured out that the younger brother with the tats (the good looking one) has his plans marked into his skin. So he studies the photos that were taken back in prison and deduces exactly what grave site they’re going to be at.

MEANWHILE! Remember T-Bag? He’s the one with the name that suggests a sexual act no one is really much of a fan of. Well his arm has been cut off. So he hobbles around and finds a cooler. He puts the arm on ice and then goes in search of a hospital. The best he can find is a vet. He takes the vet hostage and tells him to reattach his arm. The vet says he should put him under while he does it, but T-Bag is no sucker (no pun intended… OKAY! PUN INTENDED!), he says hell no and demands that he do the surgery while he’s awake AND WITH NO ANESTHESIA! Who is this guy? James Frey!?

But back to the gang. The plan is that they’re going to go to Utah where the lawyer chick is waiting. But then she gets shot, so who knows what’ll happen!

Fade out.

This has been your weekly Prison Break recap. Expect a new installment every week, but don’t forget– I don’t watch this show, and only know what my friend Matt tells me. Good times, indeed.

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